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My buddy just put a fucking bayonet through my foot and the hospital won't give me painkillers :(
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nowaypablo · 2545 days ago · link ·
To be fair it was because we often play a game when standing around during parade/marching practices where you take the bayonet off of your parade rifle and dangle it at head-height, dropping it as close as possible to his foot to get him to flinch. This guy decided to tomahawk his bayonet while I wasn't even looking and turned out to have great aim. Pierced through my leather shoe and into my foot, didn't make it out the other side though! I'm still not sure if I lost for getting stabbed through the foot or I won for not flinching. Anyway, just 5 stitches.