Congrats on the new job!

The only good thing to come out of it is that I realized what a life of complacency and safe choices gets you. You get a suburb of Dayton Ohio. You get politics in a home owners association, you get school systems that treat my little brother like shit, you get egos based around colleges known most for football. You get boring, fat, flaccid, sad people waiting to either leave or die.

I feel like this could use a name. American Acceptionalism?