no i was trying to instill a false sense of urgency like FLASH SALE FIFTY PERCENT OFF UNTIL 12 AM PACIFIC
and then i'm like, trying to remember what time zone i'm in and how that works and the clock is ticking and i'm missing out on those 18.99 slim 501s from banana republic and i'm also remembering all the disappointments of my childhood at the exact same time and eventually i just pass out, the clock ticks midnight, but it's midnight central so it didn't even matter
but my unconscious form doesn't know that
the point is, you have all the time in the world. isn't that relaxing?