Manager: Supermensch Shep Gordon Label: Geffen in '88 (David Geffen is a magician, what he touches turns gold, then platinum) Drums: Billy Dead (Of the Dead Deads. Check that shit out yo) Vocals/Lyrics/Rhythm Guitar: Vaden Todd Lewis (Lead singer of the Toadies. Excellent writer) Guitar: Slash (He's pretty good at guitar stuff if you've never heard of him before) Bass: Paz Lenchantin/Melissa Auf Der Maur (Bass wielding women are a weakness of mine/Paz played in A Perfect Circle and Pixies, seen her both times, amazing/MADM played Bass in Hole and her solo stuff is also cool) Backup Dancers: Women from Addicted to Love video. They don't need to do anything else but wave back and forth. It's more of a stage show than anything. (Time Machine necessary) Back Up Singers: En Vogue (Despite their Colorblindness) Rapper in Residence: Tech N9ne (Worldwide Chopper) DJ of Preference: Lethal (House of Pain/Limp Bizkit) Keyboard: Tom Scholz (Boston) Choir: Tullamore Gospel (From Like a Prayer) Symphony (San Francisco who played on Metallica's S&M album) Tambourine: Me. I can do this. I know it! Also I want a writing credit.