Forgot to mention my favorite part of this article: proof that at some point in the not-too-distant past, someone conducted a poll that required respondents to answer whether or not they found Clippy sexy. That's got to be an amazing Rule 34 search. Oh my god.
Oh my god.
Alright, who's going to buy it and write a review for us? I feel like enlisting JTHipster would be a good course of action.
Thats what got me too! I was like, really, 19% found her sexy but NO other mascots are sexy (hello progressive girl?!). Then I saw who they were comparing her too. What in the fuck.