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The worst code ever written, courtesy of /r/PHP · 5

DC-3 · 3217 days ago

reddit.com · #programming · #security

Aaaaaargh it hurts to read.

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basic link:
<a href="https://hubski.com//pub/230790">Discuss this on Hubski.</a>
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<a onclick="_blank" href="javascript:L3f7=window.open('https://hubski.com//pub/230790');">Discuss this on Hubski.</a>

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Meriadoc · 3216 days ago · link ·

Holy shit.

That's.. impressive. No, really, I am just impressed that something that simple is just... the most catastrophic thing I've ever seen.

+discuss