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thenewgreen  ·  3752 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted For Christmas

Ben: "Honey, have you seen the salad chiller?"

Wife: "Which one?"

Ben: "The one aunt cunt face bought us."

My favorite part of the scenario I've created is that you have more than one salad chiller.