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thenewgreen · 3925 days ago · link · · parent · post: People Who Didn't Get What They Wanted For Christmas
I'll second that.
Seriously. Just got a wedding present in the mail yesterday. It's a salad bowl that has a reservoir in the bottom where you are supposed to put ice to keep your salad cold. My premonition has materialized. Seriously. That's a product that exists. And someone I don't know and don't care about got it for me. What have I done!!! Seriously. Cold salad.
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thenewgreen · 3664 days ago · link ·
Ben: "Honey, have you seen the salad chiller?" Wife: "Which one?" Ben: "The one aunt cunt face bought us." My favorite part of the scenario I've created is that you have more than one salad chiller.