Excuse the unimaginative title, but I just got back from my jog and found the following in a shitty looking sports bag about one intersection away from my home.
A working stethoscope:
A freaky looking cleaver:
A set of fables by Pushkin in Russian:
Was your reaction also WTF? Good, I feel properly excused.
I have no idea what's up with it. There's no contact information or anything. It's just a bunch of things that might as well have been randomly generated.
EDIT: It's filed at the Police station.