I visited IRC tonight as I sometimes do and was chatting with OftenBen and thundara about the new robot that appeared.
As you may know, thundara had created a chatbot named lambda who will remember IRC names and conversations and rearrange them so it sounds like it is responding to you. To activate lambda on IRC, just mention its name and it will speak. Sometimes it writes poetry.
Yesterday, someone, maybe asdf created another bot named Bitch. Bitch seems to have a lot of attitude. Since lambda remembers words, it spoke Bitch's name leading to this conversation:
21:38 lambda lilbit, Bitch: is a bot, and i have one thing in the abdomen which collects urine from the sun.
21:38 Bitch Kiss my shiny metal ass, lilbit!
21:38 Bitch Get benched!, lambda
21:39 lambda Bitch: Get benched! !
21:39 Bitch Get benched! lambda
21:39 lambda Bitch: Get benched!, !
21:39 Bitch Shut up lambda!
21:39 lambda Bitch: Shut up
21:39 Bitch Screw you, lambda
21:39 OftenBen Oh my god!
21:39 lambda Bitch: Screw you. I just take you home with me you damn robot.
21:39 Bitch Go swivel, lambda
21:39 thundara A clockwork orange
21:39 lambda Bitch: Go swivel
21:39 Bitch Go away lambda
21:39 lambda Bitch: That's exciting. My little son. Well, you are the eels are crying.
21:39 Bitch Shut up lambda
21:39 lambda Bitch: Asdf: i'll probably shut it down in a second half.
21:39 Bitch Get out lambda!
21:39 thundara Dammit
EDIT Bitch seems to have been taken down.