Air Force Global Strike Command tweeted a portion of this yesterday. Yeah. Air Force Global Strike Command tweets.



am_Unition:

>entering launch commands without using the available numpad @0:51 (edit: The code is 0051! FALSE FLAG CONFIRMED)

brain: "Wow he must not enter these codes in very often. ...Oh, right. Good."

I laughed pretty hard at the CGI camera struggling to find the CGI missile.

The relatively technical information bothers me not a bit, because, really, it's like "Here's how we do it, and you'll never manage to do this, so check out what happens on our end before you die." If I remember correctly, they released this around the time of an actual Minuteman demonstration to throw some weight behind threats made to North Korea.

I laughed pretty hard again when the text "MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" flashed onscreen after, we, uh, nuked a fuckin' metroplex. We did it!


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