When I read that Trump suggested shooting migrants in the legs [WARNING: autoplay video possibly w/ sound], I thought "Ah, classic Trump, saving the best shit for when he REALLY needs to hijack the nation's attention", but then you can see in the article that he said this in March. Listen to this!!:

Officials who spoke to the Times also recalled that Trump often suggested fortifying the border wall with a water-filled trench stocked with snakes or alligators.

omfg. I'm going to laugh about this in a few years, I hope, but I can't now, because:

When advisers told Trump some of his suggestions were illegal, he reportedly became frustrated.

“You are making me look like an idiot!” Trump shouted, according to the Times, citing multiple officials in the room. “I ran on this. It’s my issue.”

Please, people, hurry! He might be planning to attempt complete militarization of his base in the coming weeks. One of his tweets from a couple of hours ago has now officially branded the impeachment inquiry as a "COUP".