Do they not understand that I actually have a full-time job right now?” said an exasperated Sarah Werner, one of many furloughed in the Department of Agriculture. “They expect me to make room in my schedule for playing musical saw on the street and dragging my kids behind the co-op for dumpster food at 2 a.m.? No thanks.”

    When questioned, Rhodes was defensive, insisting, “I only suggested she bring her kids because they’re small and really good at finding things in dumpsters — that’s 101 shit It’s no wonder these clowns can’t cop a paycheck.”




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