My dubbing would be something like:

YES, NEIL, MY EARS ARE POPPING, NOW. THERE ARE SEVERAL DEAD CHILDRENS' CORPSES BEING BLOWN DOWN THIS AVENUE JUST OUT OF FRAME, HERE, IN FRONT OF ME, AND, OH!, CONDITIONS SEEM TO BE WORSENING FOR SOME REASON AS... THIS STORM GETS CLOSER AND... KAREN, BABY, THIS IS IT, GIVE BILLY A KISS ON THE HEAD FOR ME TONIGHT IF YOU'RE WATCHING, THE SIGN POST SEEMS TO BE GETTING UPROOTED AND I.. cut video

Anyway, judging by the footage, it looks like that guy's probably not faking it. Unlike the last hurricane, in case you missed it.

Here's some great footage from inside of the eye of Michael.