A few years ago someone posted a story about the best mac and cheese in the universe or something like that. It was about a woman who worked in a cafe or something, and a guy who was a space ship pilot who, due to time dilation, went for hundreds (or thousands) of Earth years and hardly aged.
Anyway, I'd really like to find it again. Anyone remember it? I may be misremembering parts of it.
It's kinda crap. Derivative title.