you can tell whoever wrote this article has a lot of fun writing
but also they fucked up cuz that first sentence semicolon is just straight wrong-o boy-o
are millennials killing grammar now too?
The dude has a point. Millennials killing golf? Oh, are they obligated to play golf? They must have missed that message. To think so is ridiculous.
Next, they'll be blamed for killing American football because those greedy millennials don't like to be senile, and/or suicidal, when they possibly reach their fifties. Dammit, they've got to stay productive enough to pay down those unforgivable student loans.