Bregoli’s big break can be attributed to the success of her debut single, “These Heaux” (it’s French). As her publicist has breathlessly announced, “The viral sensation’s viral sensation peaked at #1 on Spotify’s Viral US and Global Charts, briefly outpacing Taylor Swift’s ‘Look What You Made Me Do.’” That’s right—Taylor Swift’s new single was so atrocious that, for a brief period of time, more people were listening to the “Cash Me Outside” girl trying to rhyme “hoe” with “hoe.” Taylor: look what you made us do.

I can point to the exact moment I gave up on the music industry forever.