Common conversation in my life before I switched to a restaurant that calls mayo mayo:
guest: "What's this.. aeyeo...eyeo...aeyolie... ?"
me: "Mayo, it's mayonnaise."
we just stare at each other for a bit here
My favorite was when customers weren't sure if they should complain about food being cold because like maybe that was in ? Maybe it was supposed to be ?
guest: "What's red hot ?"
me: "Franks red hot, the commercial with the grandmother"