This has to be fake new,s right? An onion article? Satire?
This is the spirit animal of the 45th Presidential administration of the United States. Look into his adorable eye.
Do you hear the riff? Do you?
Grace Slick is calling.
Remember what the dormouse said:
"I am astonished to hear people suggest that we can solve our heroin crisis by legalizing marijuana—so people can trade one life-wrecking dependency for another that’s only slightly less awful. Our nation needs to say clearly once again that using drugs will destroy your life.”