I woke up a few hours ago wide awake as hell after getting 9+ hours of sleep. I go upstairs to get some coffee, make a #happysaturday post, and sit down to watch some TV. Before taking even two sips, I fall instantaneously back to sleep. Four hours later, I wake back up to a completely empty house. No wife. No dogs. No roommates.
Guys. I think I just missed the rapture. What do?
I swear I tried to wake you up for dog walks!