Don’t say you weren’t warned: Aug. 21, 2017, “may turn out to be the most popular vacation-day request in history,” Michael E. Bakich writes in Discover magazine — so you may want to get that time-off request in early.


FUCKING HELL YEA ABOUT ALL THIS. Already got my cabin rented, already got three alternate viewing areas, already got the teaching with the Scouts set up.

I've been ready for this for a year now. We are now helping alert all the small towns out in Redneckistan to prepare for the event and the invasion of tourists. Calling placed down there we either get "wut the hell is an eeee-clipse" or we get "HELL YEA THIS IS GOING TO BE AMAZING" and very little in between. August is going to be bonkers out here.

posted by thenewgreen: 639 days ago