I'm Wearing Shorts!

I'm wearing shorts.

What's that you say?

Today is a very cold day?

The coldest day in january?

It snowed so much our car is buried?

I'm still wearing shorts!

I don't mind a little cold

I can handle a stiff wind

Let the ice try its best

It won't tell me how I'll dress.

Nope, I'm wearing shorts

And I'll never change my mind

Here we go, lets step outside

BRRRRRRRRRRR!

Do you know what's really neat?

It's a fashion that turns heads?

When you wear your favorite shorts

Underneath your warmest pants