Mrs. Sockajawitza

There's a woman out there that looks just like your mom, she drives the same car, she is from the same town

She wears the same clothes and she has the same smile

She will even pretend that you are her child

She'll pretend you're her child and say, "get in, let's go

To the toy store, the circus the May Carnival."

But don't listen to her and don't let her get ya

Because its not your mom it's Mrs. Sockajawitza

Mrs. Sockajawitza will take you away

And put you to work in her mud factory

All day long you'll add water to dirt

your clothes will get messy and your fingers will hurt

And Miss Sockajawitza will stand there and smile

as she rakes in the profits from her evil empire

Her magical mask can look like anyone's mom

And her magical car can adjust and transform

So

You have to make sure that your mom's face is real

Pinch it and squeeze it before every meal

And you have to make sure your mom's car is hers

Kick at the tires and punch the bumpers

Now let me give you some final advice

this final advice just might save your life

If your mom shows up at school cause she just wants to kiss ya

Run! It's not mom, it's Mrs Sockajawitza