The lady that had a baby

There was a lady that had a baby

But she hadn't had it yet

While at the park

I saw her sit down

Her bottom on the bench

Her belly was like a beach ball

And I asked my mom, "why?"

"There's a baby in there

Now don't you stare"

But I couldn't divert my eyes

I had to help the baby out

How could it survive in the there

Without any toys, without any food

Not to mention, without any air

So I grabbed the nearest shovel

From the sand box and made my way

But when I attempted my rescue

All the moms....they turned on me

They told me I was wrong to worry

The baby was okay

Apparently we all start out

Stuck in our moms bellies

Yuck!