Owls
Owls are nocturnal
Birds of prey
Large upright stance
Man, can they dance
Man, can they dance
But they can't dance far
When they swoop down too low
And get hit by a car
Photo taken this year, thanksgiving, in my driveway. The owl was dead, hanging upside down at eye level. Beneath it an un-mangled dead squirrel.
So weird.
So what is even weirder is I just listened to this podcast episode which talks about the murder of a NORTH CAROLINA man's wife and a new alternative theory that involves OWLS.