What?! I knew people bought artificial Christmas trees, but never to this extent. We always had a real tree growing up, and I think I've only met a few folks who own an artificial one (though I am in Canada). Those second-most-popular-colours-beind-green are just insane to me.

I have so many questions for these people. Why would you spend so much money? Don't your cats eat them more? Where do you store it? How else are you able to enjoy the satisfaction of vacuuming up needles? Do you need to buy candles that make your house smell like a Christmas tree?

Even worse... How many of you keep the ornaments and decorations on them for next year?!