...An Author Willing To Go To Any Lengths To Make A Tom Swifty Thus Resulting In Constructions That Often Require More Work For Readers Than For The Author

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Though of course Scott Alexander is better at it:

    4. “It said he was eaten by a bare, so either that’s a typo or he was devoured by the act of exposing something,” Tom said verbatim.

    11. “I’m not going to make a deathbed conversion,” Tom said diagnostically.

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