I was having dinner with my family and my brother in law, while playing with the kids, said, "piranhas love pretzels."

Thus, this children's poem was born:

Piranhas Love Pretzels

Piranhas love pretzels, it's their favorite food

I know what you're thinking...but really, it's true

There aren't many things that Piranhas will eat

They don't care for hot-dogs, salads, or sweets

They won't eat asparagus, jello or pie

They can't stand pizza and won't eat french fries

They don't like meatloof or strawberry jam

They can't stomach omelettes, even with toast and ham

They turn up their noses when offered fine wine

When given a turnip, they'd rather not dine

No, piranhas are picky, particular fishes

If you're cooking for one, then you have my best wishes

If you come well prepared, you will be successful

I'm telling you now, Piranhas LOVE PRETZELS!