Oh, why! Oh, why, cru-ell Fortuna!

Why could Dame Barbara Bush not have named him Cleetus? Or Snapidocious? Or Percivalilingus?

But she chose Jeb. She named him John Ellis Bush, and then he G.O.B Bluth-ed it into J.E.B.

I personally think that the three rings of presidential circus that The Right is vomiting upon the bigtop stage is on purpose.

It is to drown out anyone but Hillary. And they think that they can bury Hillary under a mountain of Benghazi/Email-Gate/your Husband got a blow-job ... what are you getting bullcorn.