Really happy with this post. Got the idea yesterday and couldn't believe I'd never thought of it. Probably the fastest turn around time ever on a kenning blog post. Also I reference rappers and stuff because I'm funny. ha ha ha I'm clever and don't say I'm not or I'll write a poem and kill you. You might even get a papercut and those hurt.
Easily one of my favorite lyrics is from Wilco's Via Chicago
I dreamed about killing you again last night And it felt alright to me Dying on the banks of Embarcadero skies I sat and watched you bleed Buried you alive with a fireworks display Raining down on me Your cold, hot blood Ran away from me to the sea