So if you're in Hollywood, this guy floods your inbox with shit that is rarely worthwhile, but occasionally howl-inducing. If you wanted to see the sausage-making of Reality Television, this is it - the belly of the beast. Deferred-compensation pilots, victims-in-training, doe-eyed lambs to the slaughter all flock. It's often awful but this one...
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SINGLE MEN WHO WANT TO GIVE DATING ADVICE TO WOMEN CASTING PILOT FOR NEW TV SHOW!
We are searching for SINGLE MEN WHO WANT TO GIVE DATING ADVICE TO WOMEN to be cast in a pilot for an all new television series.
Are you a single guy who knows the keys to successful dating? Do you feel like you know what women are doing wrong when it comes to dating? Could give women some good advice on how to date more successfully? Do you think you have the tools to teach women how to date better?
Then we want you to be part of our team to help women start "doing it right"!
Now casting fun, outgoing single attractive men ages 24-35 to be a part of this fun new dating show - and finally tell your side of dating!
There is compensation! You must live in the greater Los Angeles area to be considered.
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Someone, somewhere, wants you to watch this. Nay, thinks you will watch it. Enough of you to interest advertisers, which is enough of you to interest a network.
I like to think they're wrong, but I have friends who worked on this back when it was provisionally titled "Douchebag Academy."
I got this a few months ago. I still have no idea why.
Are you a larger-than-life personality who enjoys hacking your way through everyday tasks? Do you feel like most folks are "doing things the hard way" and could benefit from your unique tips and expertise? Do you enjoy thinking outside of the box and engineering cheap, effective solutions to common dilemmas?
We are seeking individuals with all manner of technical know how -- DIY hacking skills, timesaving techniques, survival tips, and general "life hacking" savvy -- for a brand new series with a major cable network. Interested individuals should be located in the US and have previous experience engineering unusual and brilliant ways of tackling our modern condition.
For inquiries or to apply, please email the following information to lifehacktvshow@gmail.com: your name, location, and why you consider yourself a fabulous "life hack" expert. Additionally, please include photos of yourself as well as your contact information, and any links to photos, websites, or videos of your past creations.