if you want the likes to come in just make one your status

i've been chugging the like train for like two weeks now

Also seriously though McSweeney's is brilliant and I'd love to get published by them if I was ever funny enough and this post is hilarious

Dendrophobe:

“I'm selfish, impatient and napping. I take naps, I am out of control and at times like to nap. But if you can't nap with me at my worst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my nap.”


posted 3508 days ago