Oh man, "I wish I was a minority so I could just get into college without trying" is probably my favorite (least favorite?) Diet Racism that I encounter on the regular.

Right, right, that's why colleges and universities are just overflowing with Black kids, right? What's that? They're still majority white? And you're also irritated at the fact that Black kids are "too lazy" to do well in school so they can qualify to get into college? What a world!