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An inflluencer reports for jury duty
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Every NIMBY's Speech At a Public Hearing
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mk
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Last Christmas, My Husband Gave me the Machine From Kafka's "In The Penal Colony," and I Didn't Realize How Much It Would Change Me
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Poorly Researched Men's Fiction
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#sillyseason
Put Aside Your Purity Politics and Embrace My Feckless Centrism
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#uspolitics
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The Things They Carried to the Jersey Shore
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ilex
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An Open Letter to the Mathematical Community
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Please don't get murdered at school today
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It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers
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galen
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The Incel Song of J. Alfred Prufrock
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Quatrarius
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WHAT YOUR FAVORITE ’80S BAND SAYS ABOUT YOU
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I’M A GOOGLE MANUFACTURING ROBOT AND I BELIEVE HUMANS ARE BIOLOGICALLY UNFIT TO HAVE JOBS IN TECH
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Stoning our neighbors to death makes the corn grow high, and elitist liberals should stop attacking this traditional value
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BAY AREA TO STANDARD AMERICAN ENGLISH TRANSLATOR
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hogwild
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#sanfrancisco
Modern Lovecraftian Elder Gods
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Nobel Prize Winner Peter Higgs Regrets Fielding Your Physics-Based Dungeons and Dragons Questions.
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Alexander Graham Bell has had just about enough of your shit.
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A Typical Reading of a Well-Meaning Person’s Thoughtful Article on the Internet
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Famous Inspirational Quotes Take Naps - McSweeney's - This Post is Facebook Gold
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Dumping Your Girlfriend with Economics
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Monologue: I’m Comic Sans, A**hole.
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#typography
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#fuckityfuckfuck
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CASTRATING DANIEL TOSH.
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Biblical Cross-Stitch Patterns From Kim Davis's Etsy Account
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Ponzify - the Next Hot IPO
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Young people are reading more than you
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#writebetterdammit
Cormac McCarthy’s Toys “R” Us Restructuring Analysis
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Reviews of New Food
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How to Tell if Your Dog is a Fatalist
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ButterflyEffect
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A Series of Anecdotes on Badly-Behaved Parents at Youth Baseball Games
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flagamuffin
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