And from the oh holy shit department, Ted Kaczynski's Unibomber Manifesto:

You are shrewd, skeptical and can be perceived as indirect.

You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. You are unconcerned with art: you are less concerned with artistic or creative activities than most people who participated in our surveys. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

Your choices are driven by a desire for prestige.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and tradition. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you care more about making your own path than following what others have done.

2% agreeableness. 100% Intellect. 97% Authority Challenging. 1% Orderliness. 3% Hedonism.

This thing is more fun than a magic 8 ball.