http://www.stuartmcmillen.com/comic/rat-park/ Every time I see a solution like this, I just think about how little we learned from rat park.
HOLY SHIT THIS IS ACTUALLY MY USERNAME! this is amouseinmyhouse. Apparently I signed up 555 days ago, used the site for two days, then forgot about it. I couldn't log in because of the capitalization. Thanks hubski. I'm way more excited about this than I should be.