Well I got a job offer! Start date September 2, with a raise of about 40k/year to boot! Hiring manager said it was an insanely difficult decision and they actually had someone who had experience in healthcare risk management, but decided I was a better fit regardless. So now just panicking about the background check being fucked up somehow with my old job trying and costing me this opportunity. The more I look into it the more excited I get, so really hoping it all goes well.

Otherwise, floors are being completed as I write this (finishing tomorrow), moving in Sunday, and then we unpack and the great painting begins! Gotta test the popcorn ceiling for asbestos before we de-popcorn it. Want to do the roof and skylight now that I have a job and we can afford it again. Need to start looking at furniture too since our couch was $300 new 6 years ago and is showing every bit of that price. Our mattress is also not rated for two people so we need a new one of those as well. Plus a Murphy bed (going to recycle our shit mattress into that!), light fixtures, new lights that aren't harsh white, gardening tools, a grill. It just keeps going, but now I'm employed again (hopefully!) and we can actually afford and start to tackle all this once I start getting paychecks again.

NikolaiFyodorov -- here's the update!