I like to email. I have never had a problem pursuing a spare thought to a Google'd email address and shipping it out. The response rate is actually high. Sometimes it's finding and responding to a 10+ year old email thread that I had let die off. Sometimes it's just for mutual amusement. I have a treasured email thread with with Royal Society where they delicately explained that I cannot elect myself to become a Royal Society Fellow. I think they interpreted it as a naive aspiration to become an Important Scientist. Some good fun can be had by taking a gander through your spam box and responding. The days of penis growth pills seem to have yielded mostly to phishing analogues and opportunities. I was intrigued by an opportunity to join the Illuminati. I responded and asked what the benefits are. we can offer you,wealth,high position in any area of your life either workplace or in politics we can offer you long life, you will forever be happy, you will be protected by the great Baphomet.. we can offer you a lifestyle that you have been wanting to have, just like those whom you already hear about on the news and everywhere. you will have money,fame,power,and you will be happy for all the days of your life, you will be problem freeman no more worries... A few emails later I learned that they issue ID cards. Here is what a member of the Illuminati looks like, apparently. Finally, the Grand Master himself texted me. To proceed they need me to pay an Illuminati membership fee of $150. Who falls for this stuff? We are the bearers of new dawns, the guardians of the human species. We are the Pyramid, the Eye, the Light, the Eternal Circle. We are the Illuminati.