We got our PPP. We got our EIDL. I'm getting my unemployment stimulus boost and surprise! we overpaid the tax man by $13k so we're likely to survive this thing.
I have rejected 282 resumes in order to hire a half-irish, half-Taiwanese, all-queer activist named Saoirse.
I have a working washing machine in a closet with no extraneous holes.
Turns out bike shops are considered an essential part of the transportation infrastructure of Washington State so the kid upgraded from a tiny bike to a little bike and has been ripping around without training wheels. Best part is she upgraded to a used one so I'm like $100 out of pocket.
Yoga is f'n murder, I was afraid to go running and my shoulders hurt from not using a push mower for two weeks. This time of year? never let it go two weeks.