You think it started with "sketti"?
Come to Nebraska, Klein, and let me show you the fucking culinary tragedies mass-produced by the midwest. Y'ever had uh fuckin' HAHTdish o'er there, bud?
It's a starchy mixture of whatever food is too gross to eat by itself topped with cheese and tater tots, baked into a bubbling mess. And it killed America. Look at your god and despair.