Lacroix is club soda with delusions of grandieur. I had a soda siphon in 2006; it's kinda nice that greater culture finally caught up. It sucks ass, however, that they overshot and went fucking retarded with it.
Fuckin strawberry lemonade natty light? That's a failure pile in a sadness bowl in beverage form. I liked it better when we called 'em trasheritas and made fun of people for their self-loathing.
This is what you get when you celebrate "sketti."