I've been called many things in my life, this is a first. Red Robin. I had to look them up. (I don't go out to eat much, sue my adorable ass.) They look like a higher end Homerun Burger in a sit-down setting. Double Bacon and rings is my go-to about once a quarter-ish depending on if I am stuck in town or now. I like them better than 5-Guys. Normally if I go out to eat I go to some of the Amish places where the food was herded into the back of the building slaughtered and shoved into an oven or onto a grill. Grizzled old women with gnarled hands stir pots of sometimes questionable ingredients that taste amazing. If I could find a way to make an Amish costume and recreate the "ambiance" I bet we could make the new hipster hangout in a place like L.A. I'm kinda cool with that statement. I go out to eat something I don't want to/can't make at home. I'm not there for the "experience."You're adorable.
ButterflyEffect lists some legit hipsterish joints up here but oh holy fuck dude you have no idea.