You're adorable. 1) Three sliders and fries is gonna cost me $11.50. That's a buck or two off Red Robin pricing. 2) Their name is conventional: (proper noun)'s (food) (locale). Bob's Steak Shack. Mary's Burger Hut. That shit is not kosher. 3) They have $3 Coors Light on tap. You wanna come, come correct, mutherfucker. You know what $3 gets you at Plancheck? A fucking pickle. Fuck, dude, you don't even have KETCHUP LEATHER™. yes there's a fucking Atlantic article about fucking ketchup leather. Oscar's? I mean yeah they charge you 50 cents for ketchup which is pretty douchey but at least they don't prohibit you from having any. Fuckin' slider bar. Mutherfucker. Oscar's uses BeerMenus.com, which is also used by my local (proper noun)'s (food)(locale), Big T's Moonshine BBQ. Know what Big T serves? Moonshine. And barbeque. They got fuckin' Rainier on draft. ButterflyEffect lists some legit hipsterish joints up here but oh holy fuck dude you have no idea. Maybe I needed to be even angrier.