I grew up with people named "Darth Vader" and "Lando Calrissian" and "Leia Organa" and my daughter is looking out on a wide open expanse of Snokes and Kylo Rens. What the fuck is a porg. Holy fuck it's an ewok pigeon. _______________________________________ I explained to my buddy that we were showing my kid the Star Wars films. I mentioned we were doing "machete order." "What the fuck is that?" "It's, like, this way where you can show all the movies except Phantom Menace in a way that sort of preserves the - " "Dude why would you waste your time with anything but the original three movies?" "..." "You know they're garbage. I know they're garbage. Why would you make her watch garbage?" "..." My daughter has a book of Ralph McQuarrie concept art. She has seen the restored editions of Star Wars, Empire, and Jedi. And then we moved on to Princess Bride.